Joke 1
A tough oponent
In a European tournament, three English players
discovered that they all had to play against a
terrific Irish player. When called to the table,
the first English player said he was going to
make him mad, so that he would lose concentration
and play a bad game. He walked over to the Irish
man, shook hands and said:
'Hey, I hear your St. Patrick was a sissy.'
'Oh really, hmm, didn't know that.'
The game started and the Irish destroyed the first
English player.
Puzzled, the English player walked back to his
buddies.
'I told him St. Patrick was a sissy and he didn't
care!'
'You just don't know how to set him off, watch and
learn.'
Later in the tournament, the second English player
had to play the Irish. He walked over, shook hands,
and said:
'I hear your St. Patrick was a transvestite!'
'Oh, wow, I didn't know that, thank you.'
The game started and the Irish swept the floor
with the second English player.
Shocked beyond belief, the English player went
back to his buddies.
'You're right, he is unshakable!'
The third English player said: 'No, no, no, I will
really make him lose his temper, you just watch.'
When his turn came, the third English player walked
over to the Irish man, shook hands, and said...
'I hear your St. Patrick was an Englishman!'
'Yeah, thats what your buddies were trying to tell me.'
